Thursday, December 27, 2007

Heres an update...get ready....

Ok so here goes...I just got home from a "meeting" date...His name was Wade, he is six foot one, baldish white dude, with one of those off color, dark around the outside edge, off center, wrong sized caps right in the front of his mouth and as if it couldn't get worse...he had buck teeth so you can't help but stare right at his K-mart special cosmetic ( if you could call it that) dentistry work.He was wearing some kind of tennis shoes that I have never heard of...not clean either...a members only jacket, gray in color. One ring on his pinky finger, and a shiny no-name watch. He came into Starbucks and acted like he had never been in one. He walked up and shook my hand...smiled...and it was over. I heard nothing else this man had to say. Well, lets put it like this, I heard enough to know this dude was a slacker. I am completely superficial I KNOW!!! But dang dude??? Come on!! People, seriously teeth are huge for me. So maybe I was trying to look a little deeper so I let this torture go on for about 30 minutes, knowing full well that this is a guy I would not have even danced with at Red River. In this 30 minutes of hell on earth, I learned that Wade is currently unemployed and is filling out applications at Home Depot, Linens and Things, and Academy Sports and Outdoors...his hopes are really set on Academy because he loves sports!!! Well,I hope he gets his dream job. Also in the first 30 minutes I heard 3 cuss words, little ones but still. I gave him a little hug and I was on my way, smelling like his cheap cologne... so gross... I was just like dude why are you even dating? What do people think they have to offer? Are they delusional? Am I? I think I bring alot to the table...I can cook, I have a career that I have been working at for 14 years, stable, no kids, nice teeth. I don't know, I am just thinking out loud here...I think I will remove my profile for a while. Just not even interested at this point. Also since I have updated last lets see... my friend Hwa got married, it was very sweet. We had a good Christmas at Andreas moms place...food was amazing. My diet is completely off until the first of the year..we are doing this thing where everyone who wants to can put in 100.00 in the pot and whoever loses the most wieght but June 2nd gets the pot. So far we have about 7 or 8 people involved.I will still be doing Weight Watchers Core program.. This is going to be great!! Anyway I will try to update more often. Love yall. Lisa

6 comments:

Krista Kay said...

Sorry to hear of your dating woes. I feel for you. Don't give up just yet. You have to sort thru lots of weeds before you find a good one. No, you are not crazy and don't settle. And, why can't you check out other singles groups at other churches? Would that be bad?

Jonathan, Andrea and Luke said...

Poor Wade. I hope he gets the job. That will cheer him up.
Now..you. Get off that dang website. Girl----I'll quote my mother "it's not working for you honey".
But hey----what do I know?! (enough said)
Love you---glad you happily single. I would miss you if you moved to China and married Paul Matthis.
Hugs,
Wynona

Lisa Allen said...

Uhm...although I love me some Paul I am not marrying Paul Matthies Wynona! But I am so ok with being single that is for sure...I just don't feel like dealing with the drama.

Ericka O'Malley said...

Oh my goodness Lisa. I don't think I could have scripted this better if I was writing for a reality TV show. Which, by the way, I am thinking you would be really good on with stories like this.

Miss ya!

Darlin' T said...

everyone has something to offer, even people with bad teeth and no jobs. i hope you both find what you are looking for, and i agree that you probably won't find it on that website! things usually happen when you least expect it. but, i've been 'not expecting it' for a long, long time, so i'm not really one to give advice. :)

The Waters Family said...

I really LOVE your new Header Lisa! Happy New Year!