Saturday, August 4, 2007

Cops the t.v. show

As I watch Cops the T.V. show, I am keenly aware that these people are clearly my neighbors or in the very least blood relatives of my neighbors. They proudly sport their mullets and wife beaters, and drive station wagons with artifical side paneling with a rusted mufflers...I am serious when I say I live in the WT GHETTO! I got up this morning and there were people in the dumpster across the street. Looking for God knows what. I came home and the little neighbor girls said " lock your doors somebody broke into our cars last night and stole a bunch of stuff ". The apartment complex across from my house is REALLY bad . It is one of those "ALL BILLS PAID" kind of places. So you can imagine the type of people it has attracted. My big issue is with the parents, they can't afford to pay their bills or utilities but have three or four bad-a** little kids who run up and down the street and by the age of 6 are better cussers than me. Until my doggies have passed away and gone to heaven I have to wait to move to nice place like my friend P. I can however pray that the government finds a way to add birth control to the water system of places like those across from my house . Until then....we are assured of one thing....many more episodes of Cops the tv show, as the next generation is now in training right outside my door. L.

4 comments:

Jonathan, Andrea and Luke said...

Bad boys, bad boys...beat em with stick..run em over and throw in the jail cell!
It's my favorite show. Kidding...I detest this show!

The Waters Family said...

Sounds like you live in Scrote Hell!

The Waters Family said...

I actually live in Garland aka Little Mexico!

Lisa Allen said...

I think I would perfer Little Mexico at least you would occasionally get the faint smell of enchiladas and tortillas wafting in the air...here just Swisher sweets cigars, Milwalkees Best Beer and b.o. :(